You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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