I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You made out with two different species that night
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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