My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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