Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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