Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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