How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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