I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
