glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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