we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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