I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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