All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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