Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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