"it" just moved
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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