You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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