Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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