It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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