Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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