I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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