I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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