I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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