Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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