I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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