brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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