Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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