Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?