I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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