But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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