I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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