It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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