let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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