Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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