I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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