Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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go home
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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