I want to have your abortion
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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