oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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