Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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