if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's never too late to be topless.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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