id be glad to
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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