we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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