She announced her abortion via fbk
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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