So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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