I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
this boner is exhausting
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
This is the high leading the old right now
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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