You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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