I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
