Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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