like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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