remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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