chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Drake has all the answers
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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