yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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