Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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