I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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