I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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