I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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